You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.