You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.