If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.