You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

This happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.