It's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's what my wife dreams I did. My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up and went Oww! What was that for?, and she goes I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill. I said I wasn't dreaming anything! Send her over to my dreams, and we'll both be happy.
Jeff FoxworthyPride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
Jeff FoxworthyI got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
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