You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

Whatever cleaning goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99% as men are of our one! We clean something up, we're gonna talk about it all year long. It might be on the news, you don't know. A woman could be out re-paving the driveway. Men actually have enough gall to run out on the porch and go "Hey baby? Man, it's hot as hell out here, ain't it! Look, don't worry about emptyin' that ashtray in the den, I done got it, all right? Did it for you, sweet pea. I'm gonna go take a nap now, all right?"

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.