You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.