You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.