In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.