In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.