You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
Jeff FoxworthyChildren that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.
Jeff FoxworthyDid you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
Jeff Foxworthy