In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck