You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.