As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
Jeff FoxworthyYou can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.
Jeff Foxworthy