You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
Jeff FoxworthyMy wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
Jeff Foxworthy