Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.