Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.