Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.