Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.