You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.