You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.
I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.