You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.