You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.