You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.