You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.