You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.