You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.