You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
Jeff FoxworthyWhen I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
Jeff FoxworthyIf your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
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