You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.