You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.