You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.