In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.
Jeff FoxworthyYou don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
Jeff Foxworthy