You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.