You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?