You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.