You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.