You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.