I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.
Jeff FoxworthyThe designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
Jeff FoxworthyNow, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
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