You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

The thing about that singles apartment is you never had to clean it up... until the day you got the security deposit back. You're arguing with the landlord... 'No sir, the back door was missing when we moved in here! The pizzas were always on the ceiling!'

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.