You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.