You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.