You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

This happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication