You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.