You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Jeff FoxworthyI notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."
Jeff Foxworthy