You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.