That's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting, we want to protect it. You ever seen people who have like a piece of crap Pinto with a Club on the steering wheel. Somebody breaks the window, steals the Club, leaves the Pinto in a pile of glass.

Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.