That's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting, we want to protect it. You ever seen people who have like a piece of crap Pinto with a Club on the steering wheel. Somebody breaks the window, steals the Club, leaves the Pinto in a pile of glass.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.