That's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting, we want to protect it. You ever seen people who have like a piece of crap Pinto with a Club on the steering wheel. Somebody breaks the window, steals the Club, leaves the Pinto in a pile of glass.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.