That's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting, we want to protect it. You ever seen people who have like a piece of crap Pinto with a Club on the steering wheel. Somebody breaks the window, steals the Club, leaves the Pinto in a pile of glass.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
Jeff FoxworthyIf your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
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