You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.