You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.