I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.