You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.