As an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we're on as a country, and it scares me to death.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.