As an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we're on as a country, and it scares me to death.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.