You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.