You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.