You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.