The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.