I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.