I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.

We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.