You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.
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