Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.
Jeff FoxworthyPeople would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
Jeff Foxworthy