I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.