You teach someone about fallopian tubes in grade school, and you revisit it again in seventh grade for a better understanding of that stuff. I think it's never-ending. I don't know why it isn't all the time.

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.

[Twitter] is not totally where I go anymore to sell myself as a concept, as a comedian, because it moves too fast.

Let me say this. [Donald] Trump is the only person that has control over what Trump does. Maybe his supporters support him but they don't support every single thing about him. Maybe they are misguided about what it means to be friends with Russia. Maybe they come to my show and they never thought about sexism in the way that I talk about it in a joke.

You teach someone about fallopian tubes in grade school, and you revisit it again in seventh grade for a better understanding of that stuff. I think it's never-ending. I don't know why it isn't all the time.

I don't like to joke about dating.

I'm the queen of outside speakers.