You teach someone about fallopian tubes in grade school, and you revisit it again in seventh grade for a better understanding of that stuff. I think it's never-ending. I don't know why it isn't all the time.

I think March and fall are natural seasons for me to feel invigorated.

I did buy a new piece of furniture so it's like, "Oh, that's something new." But generally my goals are made in the fall.

I'm sure kids had masturbated by sixth grade. I had for sure.

I really will never understand pushing back on comedians who are like, "I'm like a politician campaigning and shaking hands with these people. They're going to be okay."

My rule is if one person says it, a thousand people want to say it. That goes for compliments too. I try to balance it out in my head.

God, there's teaching biology and teaching sexuality, and it's two separate things. They mix it and make it more of a morality thing where it's like, "A man and woman have a baby."