I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: 'Can we borrow yours?' and he said, 'Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.'

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

I love Alfa Romeos and that [Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] was tremendous.

.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette

They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.

My epiglottis is full of bees!

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.