Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.

We live in the worst country in the world. At least we do for lazy, inefficient, office-bound police, whose response to an extraordinary rise in violent crime is to order more speed cameras.

The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to sneeze.