Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called Angela. I do not know why it can be driven by only people named Angela, but that’s a fact and there’s nothing we can do about it. If you have a TT and you aren’t called Angela, you have the wrong car.

I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.

Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.

Biathletes need to eat 6.000 calories a day: six thousand! That's the equivalent of 2 pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 TWIX bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.