Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.

It was as relaxing as being tickled.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

We don't know how many people are watching The Grand Tour's - it's a closely guarded secret, we don't even know - the only thing we can do is make a program that we enjoy. And then hope that we're not so unusual that other people won't share our taste.