If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!
Jeremy ClarksonWe live in the worst country in the world. At least we do for lazy, inefficient, office-bound police, whose response to an extraordinary rise in violent crime is to order more speed cameras.
Jeremy ClarksonPlanet Earth thought it had ยฃ10. But it turns out we only had ยฃ2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth
Jeremy Clarkson