You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car special. That's what makes a car great. You start to think of it as a person. You start to love it.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170 is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling. Penguins. While making love. To a beautiful woman while on fire, on stage. In front of the Queen. It's all going to go wrong.

It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.