Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and hopelessness'?

Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.

You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!

It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth

I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!

I'd just find a story in Canada and come and do it. Combine harvester banger - actually I've done that: banger racing up in Red Deer [in Alberta, for his 1998 doc series Extreme Machines].