Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
Go back to your bingo hall.
The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
Are you ready for some puppies?!
Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.