J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.