Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.