This man can make a horror movie without makeup.

Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.

You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.

But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.

A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!

Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!