Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.
There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.