This man can make a horror movie without makeup.

Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.

Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT

I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?