I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!

There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT

Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis

How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock

Are you ready for some puppies?!