Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.
I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.
Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.