The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.
I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.
Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.