Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.