Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.
I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.