Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.
Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.