Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.
Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.