Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.