I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'.

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.