I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.

I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.