I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

How many airports are there in the world?

Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.

If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself.

Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!