Say what you want about the deaf.
Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.
Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.
Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.