I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.