When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.

Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.

The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.

When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.