I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move.

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.

Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.