Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.
Jimmy CarrI live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.
Jimmy CarrA big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."
Jimmy CarrI, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.
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