You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.
Jimmy CarrI said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.
Jimmy CarrMy father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.
Jimmy CarrI did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'
Jimmy Carr