When people come over to my house for dinner, I always have a vegetarian option. They can make do, or they can **** off!

I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling.

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.