In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.
Jimmy CarrBoxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.
Jimmy CarrI was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.
Jimmy CarrI am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.
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