When people come over to my house for dinner, I always have a vegetarian option. They can make do, or they can **** off!

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'.

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.

I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move.