See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.

Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling.

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.