See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.