See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.

I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.