There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.
Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.
I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.
I pay what I have to and not a penny more.
Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.
My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.