Say what you want about the deaf.

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

I pay what I have to and not a penny more.

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.