Say what you want about the deaf.

I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.

You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.

I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.