I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.
Jimmy CarrI don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.
Jimmy CarrMy dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
Jimmy Carr