Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'.

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea.