I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.

I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.