There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.
How many airports are there in the world?
Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.
Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.
I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.
Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.