British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

I don't see myself as offending people.

I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.