British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

When someone close to you dies, move seats.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'

I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.