British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

How many airports are there in the world?

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

I pay what I have to and not a penny more.

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.