I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.

I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'

My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky."

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.