I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'

I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?

There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?

Say what you want about the deaf.

People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?