I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.

If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself.

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.

My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.