A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, 'Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?' I said, 'All right, but we won't get much done.'
Jimmy CarrOnce I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.
Jimmy CarrI am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.
Jimmy Carr