I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it

When someone close to you dies, move seats.

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.