I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.

The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.