A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, 'Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?' I said, 'All right, but we won't get much done.'
Jimmy CarrI was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.
Jimmy CarrI like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
Jimmy Carr