Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.