Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!

More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.

Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

I pay what I have to and not a penny more.