Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.

You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.