Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.

Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.

Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.