I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.

Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'.

I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.

Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!