I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.

If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself.

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.