Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.

I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.

I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.

My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.

When someone close to you dies, move seats.