Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea.

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.