If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.

How many airports are there in the world?

A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest."

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'