I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.
Jimmy CarrWhen I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.
Jimmy CarrIf only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.
Jimmy Carr