See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol
I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.
There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.
You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.
Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.
I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'