I don't see myself as offending people.

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

I pay what I have to and not a penny more.