I don't see myself as offending people.

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.

Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.