I don't see myself as offending people.

When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.

I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.