My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.