My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'.

I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.