My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.